"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
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Saturday, October 29, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Psycho Cybernetics thoughts for the day
Time and again, I have seen confused and unhappy people
"straighten themselves out," when they were given a goal
to shoot for and a straight course to follow.
Dr. Maxwell Maltz
Author of Psycho-Cybernetics,
The 30 Million copy best-seller
"straighten themselves out," when they were given a goal
to shoot for and a straight course to follow.
Dr. Maxwell Maltz
Author of Psycho-Cybernetics,
The 30 Million copy best-seller
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Pag-aaral
"Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay, sarap!)."
Thursday, October 20, 2011
What do women really want?
Hilarious but true
This is very interesting. ......... (to women) pls take time to ponder....
.. ..(to men) enjoy the story....... .
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a
year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's
end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess,
the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people
advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree
to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights
of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was
horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth. Smelled
like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a
repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to
marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learnt
of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And
the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and
the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the
witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and,
Lancelot, stealing himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since
he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would
henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the
beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day .... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments
with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_______
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get
ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
"Being happy is not a destiny; it's a choice"
This is very interesting. ......... (to women) pls take time to ponder....
.. ..(to men) enjoy the story....... .
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as
long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a
year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's
end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess,
the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people
advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree
to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights
of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was
horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth. Smelled
like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a
repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to
marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learnt
of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And
the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and
the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the
witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and,
Lancelot, stealing himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The
astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since
he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would
henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the
beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day .... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments
with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_______
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get
ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
"Being happy is not a destiny; it's a choice"
Monday, October 17, 2011
Parental Wisdom [Filipino-Style]
Para sa mga ulirang magulang at magiging magulang balang araw. Ito ay para sa inyo.
Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit ginintuang butil na payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang.
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE :
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay:
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
3. Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC :
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
4. At kay Inay pa rin ako LOGIC :
"Pag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine."
5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY :
"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"
6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM :
"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!"
7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng STAMINA :
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!"
8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER :
"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"
9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa LIFE :
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION :
"Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang umarte na parang Nanay mo!"
11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS :
"Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"
12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY :
"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang. Di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"
13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng A NTICIPATION:
"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"
14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING :
"Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"
15. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung ibig sabihin ng DETERMINATION :
"Hanapin mo yung pinahahanap ko sa iyo, pag di nahanap, makikita mo!"
16. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR :
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"
17. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay Kung ano ang JUSTICE :
"Balang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak….tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo
Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit ginintuang butil na payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang.
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE :
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay:
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
3. Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC :
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
4. At kay Inay pa rin ako LOGIC :
"Pag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine."
5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY :
"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"
6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM :
"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!"
7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng STAMINA :
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!"
8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER :
"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"
9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa LIFE :
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION :
"Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang umarte na parang Nanay mo!"
11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS :
"Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"
12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY :
"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang. Di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"
13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng A NTICIPATION:
"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"
14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING :
"Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"
15. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung ibig sabihin ng DETERMINATION :
"Hanapin mo yung pinahahanap ko sa iyo, pag di nahanap, makikita mo!"
16. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR :
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"
17. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay Kung ano ang JUSTICE :
"Balang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak….tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo
Friday, October 14, 2011
ahahah
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Ang Buhay Parang Life...
"Nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay.
Hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the- blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw.
Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."
Hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the- blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw.
Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Parent 'n Child Jokes
Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak?
Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!
Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak?
Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
The Man Rules! At last ...
The Man Rules!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).
Men always hear 'the rules' from the female side ..
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight (according to the man source);
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Share this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh!
Share this to as many women as you can - to give them an even bigger laugh
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).
Men always hear 'the rules' from the female side ..
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight (according to the man source);
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Share this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh!
Share this to as many women as you can - to give them an even bigger laugh
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Ang Buhay Parang Life...
"Mangarap ka at abutin mo.
Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis.
Kung may pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima.
Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili."
Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis.
Kung may pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima.
Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili."
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Husband 'n Wife Jokes
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Joke...Joke...Joke...
"You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of shit!"
- Tissue
- Tissue
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thoughts of the Day
“A commitment-ready guy is going to ask your opinion, consult you about decisions he needs to make, and has the ability to meet you half-way.”
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
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